talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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