Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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