and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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