In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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