I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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