She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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