just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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