Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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