One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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