Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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