I threw up into my coffee this morning.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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