What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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