talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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