Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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