Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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