Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Randomize
