So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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