I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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