Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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