I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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