I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
