He asked me if I "almost moaned"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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