the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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