Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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