Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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