Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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