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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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