I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
