Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Randomize