Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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