Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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