I'm jealous of your bromance
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Boobs are out for the taking
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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