Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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