he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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