so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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