Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Randomize
