Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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