Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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