What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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