Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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