you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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