you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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