i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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