I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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