In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize