I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Couch. On fire.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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