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I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'

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such a stalker...

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she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.

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(248): I prefer the term 'tenderly watching' (708): such a stalker... (248): she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet. http://tfl.nu/m7cj

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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.

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(678): Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him. http://tfl.nu/ayc4

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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?

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(917): your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin? http://tfl.nu/252o

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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?

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(847): Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine? http://tfl.nu/wblw

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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.

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(512): want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase. http://tfl.nu/ejib

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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors

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(870): He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors http://tfl.nu/atyp

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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...

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(615): Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her... http://tfl.nu/47qs

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(585): View more from New York

Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right

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Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15

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hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos

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(585): Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right (631): Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15 (585): hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos http://tfl.nu/8bsi

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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls

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(832): Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls http://tfl.nu/30m5

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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.

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(914): I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis. http://tfl.nu/jvao

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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?

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(276): They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends? http://tfl.nu/rjha

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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah

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(607): Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah http://tfl.nu/9m89

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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers

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(818): You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers http://tfl.nu/8klr

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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit

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(309): trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit http://tfl.nu/sld4

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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.

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(217): I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times. http://tfl.nu/aihm

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