The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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