I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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