I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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