Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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