Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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