The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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