O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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