is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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