TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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