I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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